May 2013
54 posts
“The important thing is not to be bitter over life’s disappointments. Learn to...”
– Whitey, One Tree Hill (via afangirl)
“Because when you’re wildly in love with someone, it changes everything.”
– Francis Chan (via billowy)
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
letlove-bleedr3d:
lolyoureabitch:
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS
AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT
I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT
I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.
EVEN WHEN I HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L...
alltimeangela:
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
manicpixiedeathbitch:
Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone
Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber
Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors
Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament
Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning
Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy...
fartgallery:
silhouetteofapocketedindividual:
fartgallery:
I bet that in the future movies wont even need actors, they’ll just create the characters using computers and stuff
animation. thats the thing you described.
i need some time to think my thoughts
“It is funny how you do not miss affection until it is given, but once it is, it...”
– Libba Bray, The Sweet Far Thing (via larmoyante)
Cam: "I'm playing a new drinking game. It's called drink every time I feel depressed."
Mitchell: "That exists. It's called alcoholism."
Mourn the things you lose. Celebrate the lessons they taught you. And know that this too shall pass. After all, just when the caterpillar thought the world was over… she became a butterfly.
sometimelow:
this one time in sixth grade i was waiting for my bus because it was late and this girl was cleaning out her locker and a teacher was helping her and all of the sudden the teacher started screaming and the girl started crying and all i heard was “YOU HAVE A GOLDFISH LIVING IN YOUR LOCKER??!!”
ahemily:
ahemily:
guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)
edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg
HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD
harrypottersmum:
I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
rnilkbreath:
“i think youre being sensitive” nah man i think youre being a dick
“I’ve learned that, no matter what happens, how bad it seems today, life does go...”
– (via her0inchic)
“When you start to really know someone, all his physical characteristics start to...”
– Lisa Unger, Beautiful Lies (via simply-quotes)
I don’t want to be your entire world, no. I would be happy just to be your morning coffee, your hanging car keys, your wallet. Something seemingly insignificant, but if lost throws off your entire day.
“When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know...”
– Billy, age 4. (via her0inchic)
asunsetdream:
panicr:
missbeatlegeorge:
what if the reason the creators of monsters inc. waited 12 years to make monsters university was because the kids who watched monsters inc. of ages 5, 6, and 7 years are now 17, 18, or 19 and off to college the same goes for toy story 3 and how andy was giving up his toys (his childhood) and moving on off to college as well? what if they wanted to say...
Rules my Grandma's Psychiatrist gave her in 56'
Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset.
Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it
Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat.
Never again do anything you don’t want to do.
sluttyoliveoil:
once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
bloodvon:
dalailamaofficial:
have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick
i hope one day you find someone who makes flowers grow in even the saddest parts of you
“Just remember that sometimes, the way you think about a person isn’t the way...”
– John Green (via her0inchic)
Make love
like you have no secrets like you’ve never been left never been hurt like the world don’t owe you a single wretched thing. -Warsan Shire
“The fact that you’re struggling doesn’t make you a burden. It doesn’t make you...”
– Daniell Koepke (via thorninyourside) 